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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Rather sleep with a fraternity man than a GDI girl. TFM.
Whelp, then your priorities are all kinds of fucked up, son.
Without me, my big is useless. Without my big, I am useless. TFM.
You’re both useless homos, with or without each other.
Bringing Chick-fil-A to the gay bar. TFM.
Purposely spilling Polynesian sauce on your nipples to attract a suitor. TFM.
Playing pranks on that one brother with autism because he overreacts to everything. TFM.
Because nothing is more likely to get you into heaven than pranking the handicapped.
Roofie-ing your pledges and spreading mayonnaise on their faces. TFM.
Sure it’s odd, but mayonnaise can make even the most worthless pledge’s face taste delicious.
Laughing in your mom’s face when she returns from a shopping trip, saying she bought you some cargo shorts. TFM.
“Cargo shorts? HAHAHAHAHA! Fuck you, Mom. You NF old slut.”
Blowing fart noises on your bros stomach to entertain las chicas bonita. TFM.
Switching languages at the end of that sentence didn’t make it any less disturbing.
Telling rushees that all the other frats gayze (gay haze) when in reality your frat is the only one on campus that does the elephant walk. TFTC.
Holy fuck you’re clever.
Sperrys on, wearing reds, cup in hand, getting head. TFM.
Shakespeare? Is that you?
My fraternities’ koozie to holster my beer, and my slam’s koozie to holster my dick. TFM.
“Let me slide up in that flesh koozie, baby.” -Me, Tonight
Not sure which one I’m more afraid of.
Keeping pussy on a leash. TFM.
Probably not the best position she could’ve chosen to sleep in.
“Bro, make sure you get my Sperrys!” -Try Hard In A Fucking Drier
If I saw this guy on the course I would run him over with my cart and then reverse.
Cooling off in skinny jorts with a Japanese geisha fan. TFM.
Started with a lip ring, now he’s here.
Looks like he caught another babe in his toilet trap.
Looks like he has potential to be the future chapter president.
Well no doctor was going to do a better job than that.
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