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FAIL FRIDAY: Seriously? Come on.

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Ten real submissions, four pictures, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Developing acid reflux disease due to excessive puking. TFM.
-Michigan

I guess when your state’s economy goes down the shitter, you just drink until your esophagus erodes.

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it’s usually something unusual. TFM.
-Kansas

What are we dealing with here? Banana hammock? Leopard print? European man thong? FaF? No. Dude, just keep freeballing.

Just had to rub lube all over my face for pledging. Naturally, as a good pledge, I just asked which flavor it was, and didn’t complain. TFM.
-North Carolina

You should be less concerned with the flavor, and more concerned with the fact that a possible closet homosexual is about to fuck your face.

It’s a saying that a gedi mind trick may work on a few of the weak-minded, but it’s a prophecy that my 11-inch lightsaber never fails. TFM.
-Kansas

Another fucking Star Wars TFM. I think he tried to combine geed with jedi in and attempt to be humorous. Needless to say, it didn’t work out. Quit watching Star Wars themed pornos. Virgin.

Washing windows in my store, then having my manager see me and ask me to stop because, “That is women’s work.” TFM.
-Texas

This has to be the guy from two weeks ago who worked at Chili’s. Looks like he got a new FaF job. Fuck yeah! Window washing! I hate you.

Holding in a shit until your slampiece gets out of class, just to have her give you a blumpkin. TFM.
-Iowa

You are one disgusting son-of-a-bitch. Did you pull it off?

Made the slam piece finish me off in her sink so I wouldn’t get anything on my Polo. TFM.
-Florida

“Hey babe, do you mind if we take this dry handski over to the sink so I don’t get anything on my Polo? It’s my favorite Polo.”

Double penetration brotherhood builder. TFM.
-California

Slapping nuts with a brother does not make it a brotherhood builder. It makes you a fucking weirdo.

Others know the sorority of the slampiece I’m slaying by the croakies on my Oakley’s. TFM.
-Florida

Is this a poem? Cool ZTA croakies on your M-Frames. Are those the 2011 A-Rods? Dear Florida, lose the Oakleys and yourself in the ocean.

Being a Justin Bieber fan, NF, being Justin Bieber’s father. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

Ah yes. The Justin Bieber’s dad TFM. I’m going to have a brain aneurism if this keeps up.

Bottom tier spring break will ruin your spring break:

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