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FAIL FRIDAY: Sacrilege

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

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Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

The Jews hazing Jesus. TFM. Jesus calling the hazing hotline and being resurrected. NF.

When you’re asking St. Peter why your name isn’t on the list, remember this submission.

Victory laps. In high school. TFTC.

You’re not yet qualified to be TFTC in high school. This just makes you a moron that got held back.

Made a pledge give me his ticket for the sold out Nickelback concert. TFM.

I fucking hate Nickelback almost as much as I hate you.

If you never penetrated a goat you never pledged. TFM.

I beg to differ, and I’m sure several people in the comments section will as well.

After our new members acceptance night we got really high and went paintballing with Buffalo Wild Wings catering it. TFM.

I hope you got plenty of ranch, you stoner geed.

She has a kid so you know she’s DTF. TFM.

You’re playing it too fast and loose. Pun intended.

Aliens coming in 2012 to take away all the geeds. TFM.

You’ve decided that instead of the apocalypse in 2012 it’ll be an extra terrestrial cleansing of the GDIs?

Today my boss asked if I could help clean the company bakery. Told him I thought we had hired some women to do those kinds of jobs. I got fired. TFM.

Wait, the company bakery? You are pathetic.

Made my cat barf by queefing in its face. TSM.

I’m not sorry I had to include this.

To frat to fail. TFM.

…until now.

Take note: This is how not to dress on the course.

Everything about him screams star quarterback.

This is a picture of a guy asking his girlfriend to be “Facebook Official” with a pretty banner.

Fuck it. The girls aren’t dancing with us. Let’s man grind.

I hope he knows an anti-GDI spell.

This colony has some slight hiccups with their Alpha chapter:

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