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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Burning your hands when taking the pizza out of the oven, because you refuse to wear protection. TFM.
Life is going to be very, very difficult for you.
The only long and brown item that you permit entrance to your mouth being a cigar. TFM.
Really weird way of saying you only suck white dicks.
Getting your letters inked on your balls. Scrotal Tat Move.
Wrong website. You’re looking for ScrotalTatMove.com. #STM
I wake up dressed better than 99.9% of any GDI. Tfm.
And 100% of all human beings hate you.
Asking your slam to prom via text saying “prom?” and getting a yes. TFM.
Going to off-campus lunch even though you so totally aren’t allowed to lol. TFM.
Reporting your height and weight as 6’9” 169 pounds whenever given the opporuntitty. TFM.
I’m sure doctors find this hilarious.
Accidentally stepped on my frock and tore my freniscus (frat meniscus). TFM.
You must have a crazy long frock.
One the first day, The Lord said, “Let there be light…Natty Light!” TFM.
No, no he didn’t, but you can imagine what it’d be like if he did.
Going with the iPhone 6 Plus because you’ve got a big ass dick and are totally used to having things that don’t fit stuffed into your skinny jeans. TFM.
Gross dude. Mashed up wiener analysis wasn’t necessary.
Publishing a column accusing an entire university of covering up a tradition of rape within a fraternity and then later admitting to not really knowing what “journalism” is and apologizing whoopsies. TrollingstoneM.
Just about sums it up.