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After a two week hiatus due to general laziness, I am back with the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and two videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
Setting an alarm reminder for Seersucker Thursday. TF.
You almost finished what would’ve still been a terrible submission — just left off the “M.”
Farting real loud during lecture to let her know she’s got about 5 minutes left. TFM.
“Whelp! Hear that class? That’s the five minutes left fart!”
It is better to have eaten butt and died of syphalis than to have never eaten butt at all. Total frat wisdom.
Going out on a limb to say most people disagree.
When dad punishes your 6 year old brother for not chugging his milk fast enough by refusing to change his diaper for a week. TFM.
I wore diapers into my early teens.
Purposely getting a STD because you want everyone to know you had sex. TFM.
That can’t smell good.
Status:Bro like finishing so fast your sex tape could be a vine and like not wanting mom to see the news cause you took down 6 beers and you’re being arrested for public intoxication and like having your golf glove registered even though you could just unlock your iPhone with your right hand but yea just like pounding kegs and hot tubbing with sorority girls that are like 3s and fratting frat and crushing some mikes hard lemonade. And Bob Stoops. That bro runs college football. TFM.
Harambe was the Tim Riggins of the Cincinnati Zoo. TFGM (Total frat gorilla move!)
Oh you mother fucker.
Stealing paraplegics’ girlfriends to be like Tim Riggins. TFM.
You dirty rotten son of a bitch.
You know what’s a fucking TFM? Koi fish. Hear me out. A bright orange fucking fish with white trimming! Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? Who thought that up? Kinda makes you believe in God doesn’t it. I don’t think I could think it up. Plus it’s very versatile and it takes like skill level 3 to take care of them unlike fucking seahorses. But I guess that’s why they are the stallion of the ocean. Like that fucking movie Spirit. God I love spirit. TFM.
Come over and let’s smoke that shit together.
The casual “my balls have been in your asshole” smirk you give your ex as you pass her on campus. TFM.
We’ve all been there. Heh. We’ve all been there, indeed.
Rush AEPi 2016
TKE Rush Video 2016
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