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FAIL FRIDAY: Relentless Recruitment

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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The never-ending pursuit of a bid card from the day you pop forth from the womb to the day you’re dropped off on campus to run up into wombs. TFM.

The circle of flife (frat life).

I have to wear disposable medical gloves when I mess around with girls on account of my OCD. TFM.

No worries mate that’s probably easy to explain to chicks.

College football, damn nice to see you. Merica.

This isn’t Cloyd Rivers you dumb piece of human garbage.

I beat a man to death with a rubber dildo last night. TFM.

Please just turn yourself in and never come back here.

Slathering mayonnaise all over her nipples and going to town like a labrador on a chew toy covered in peanut butter. TFM.

Why the hell would you do that?

Her name was Rachel. She stole my heart. I fucked her sister. Made that pussy fart. TFM.

Come on, man. Pussy fart poetry? COME ON.

Being born with a giant mole on the tip of your penis and just leaving it as a trademark because it tickles the G spot. TFM.

No, no it doesn’t. You should probably get that removed.

I’ve never had an erection in my entire life. Tell me why. TELL ME WHY. TFM.

Calm down dude I don’t know I’m not a damn doctor.

Smearing your poo on her mustache while she sleeps to mark your territory. TFM.

You sick, sick son of a bitch.

Eating six hits of acid before your first rush event so that the brothers know you party hard! TFM.

That’s how you secure the bid, kids.

Nothing says sorry for peeing in your closet like a cookie cake.

Nothing says sorry for peeing in your closet like a cookie cake.

Sara is not crazy.

Sara is not crazy.

Your ass is going to regret that.

Your ass is going to regret that.

Male midriff is so in right now.

Male midriff is so in right now.

Ayyyy disgracing your flag cool.

Ayyyy disgracing your flag is litty.

Classy bar.

Classy bar.

Best rush shirts ever.

Best rush shirts ever.

0-inch inseam.

0-inch inseam.

Swolemates are the best mates.

Swolemates are the best mates.

You people need to learn how to properly apply sunscreen.

You people need to learn how to properly apply sunscreen.

This is out of control.

This is out of control.

Hey look another cookie cake you know what that means.

Hey look another cookie cake you know what that means.

Dont do that.

Don’t do that.

Tug.

Tug.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Red lightning.

Red lightning.

Is that...blood?

Is that…blood?

Hahaha wut?

Hahaha wut?

Brian fucks.

Brian fucks.

He done fucked up.

He done messed up.

The suit. The hair. #Merica

The suit. The hair. #Merica

Real friends dropkick each other into ravines mid-piss

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Wait for it (@kyockersss)

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Wait for it (@Bunk.meister)

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When you're just trying to jam out and your friend won't stop requesting Despacito (@Tdanyluk13)

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Hey man how's your round going? (@P_eazy5)

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, host of the Back Door Cover podcast, Rockets, Astros and Texans internet mascot, cheese enchilada aficionado, nap god, 2017 Masters attendee, and Editor-in-Chief of Grandex Media.

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