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FAIL FRIDAY: Rapist Reputation

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Giving the grip to the slampiece’s vagina when I’m going down on her. TFM.
–Florida

You perform your fraternity’s secret handshake on your slampiece’s vagina when you go down to chow? I respect that.

Getting rid of your girlfriend by saying, “Babe welcome to Dumpsville population…YOU!!!” through a text. TFM.
–Missouri

BOOM! You roasted that bitch!

While I was shitfaced, a GDI complimented me on my Jordan shorts and Marc Ecko shoes. I said, “Get Bent, geed!” FAF.
–Georgia

Now I’ll be telling people to “get bent” all weekend.

Everyone in Brooks Brothers knows me, probably because my family owns the store. TFM.
–Florida

Dude, that is TOTALLY probably why.

Me and my bros are planning on going to Aruba for Spring Break. Sketchy bars here we come. THollowayM.
–Indiana

Over a year-and-a-half after the launch of TFM and someone finally pulls a Total Natalie Holloway Move to ruin it all.

Geed asked me what NF stood for. I told him to go look in the mirror. TFM.
–Texas

I’ve got to be honest here…I don’t think he got an answer out of that.

I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me with her high school ex. So I gave her condoms for Christmas as a joke before I left for break. The real joke is all those condoms have holes poked in them. Happy New Year…you’re pregnant. TFM.
–Arkansas

Revenge is a dish best served with condoms that you’ve poked holes in.

Spiking a girl’s drink with roofies and letting her “crash on your couch” when she gets tired. TFM.
–North Carolina

All you assholes who roofie chicks and don’t let them crash on your couch: take notes.

Finishing a beer before it even has the change to get warm. TFM.
–Michigan

Let the record show that in 2012 Michigan figured out how to chug.

There was nothing going on at our house, so I went to a rival frat’s party and started squeezing random tits to give those guys a rapist reputation. TFM.
–Colorado

Sounds like a party I want to be a part of.


There’s a lot to take in here, but don’t omit the goatee sporting creeper in the background.


Fucking rookie.


This is how to do every single possible thing wrong at the same time.


Giving your bro a southside fade. TFM.


Someone tried to say this was their dad fratting hard back in the day.

Never, ever make a parody of a parody…

The real deal…

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