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Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Wearing a girl’s bathing suit to the beach on spring break and then hitting on your bros so they think you’re a chick and you get free beers from your bros and never have to pay for alcohol again. TFM.
That’s called effort.
Calling the cops on neighborhood high school parties when at home on breaks. TFM.
You sir, are a dickhead.
Having a smart Asian friend you and your friends enjoy getting extremely intoxicated. TFM.
Dipping your frock in a geed’s cargo pocket because sometimes your little legend needs some lovin’ sometimes. TFM.
I don’t really know how to respond to that.
Fucking a pledge’s girlfriend and sending him a Snapchat of you hitting hit from behind while she screams your name. TFTC.
Seems unnecessarily rude.
Listening to “Trap Queen” while wearing seersucker on the way to check out Target’s new Lily Pulitzer collection. TFM.
That is extremely questionable behavior.
Finger banging a girl at the same time as your bro. Dubbing the maneuver the “Slippery Thumb Wrestle.” TFM.
God you people are sick.
Comiendo el madre de intern’s culo. TFM.
We speak American here, amigo.
Telling your newborn to stop crying because you ain’t raising no pussy. TFM.
You’re going to be a great father.
Drinking your own frock vomit out of the slampig’s swamp canal with a crazy straw. TFM.
We’re done here. Maybe forever.