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FAIL FRIDAY: Puke And Rally

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Below is the worst reader-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and four videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Not having a problem kissing her after she gives you a blowjob because after all it’s your super clean penis. TFM.

Dude has a super clean penis so it’s fine.

Smacking geeds and smoking weeds. TFM.

Just because something rhymes doesn’t make it a good idea.

Secretly being a huge Adele super fan and crying internally when she wins album of the year because your bros are present. TFM.

She has serious pipes. No one can deny that.

Spring break is right around the corner so it’s time to double the amount of times you poop per day. TFM.

We were all waiting on someone to announce this.

Swinging this dick around like a samurai sword! WA-CHA! TFM.

Thank you for including the sound effect.

Just got tested and I don’t need to use condoms anymore because my sperm is essentially worthless. TFM.

His boys can’t swim. The family name dies with him.

Designating a “Pledge Pig-Pen” who isn’t allowed to shower the whole semester and then rubbing your poop in his hair while he sleeps. TFM.

This was so close to being normal and wall-worthy and then you had to get your poop involved.

Know every coke dealer in your college town on a first name basis but it’s chill bro rehab is for quitters. TFM.

Having multiple yayo dealers is a pretty clear-cut sign that you’re going the wrong direction.

Cutting off your hand with a machete then using it to touch yourself so it feels like someone else is doing it. TFM.

Pretty sure sitting on it so it falls asleep works just as well.

Writing all of your poems in poetry class about your pledge brother Steve. TFM.

He must be a real special guy.

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There's a human under there.

There’s a human under there.

Straight fire photo fellas.

Straight fire photo fellas.

Goober squad representing.

Goober squad representing.

Andy needs a dentist.

Andy needs a dentist.

Classy rug.

Classy rug.

Harder than a steel beam.

Harder than a steel beam.

Sex appeal through the roof.

Sex appeal through the roof.

Pull the trigger son.

Pull the trigger son.

Man down.

Man down.

Name a more iconic foursome.

Name a more iconic foursome.

She was a biter.

She was a biter.

This is exactly how I bathe.

This is exactly how I bathe.

King of frat.

King of frat.

Cuter than a couple of puppy dogs.

Cuter than a couple of puppy dogs.

Just vommed straight up into the air all over himself.

Just vommed straight up into the air all over himself.

Carrying the whole frat on their backs.

Carrying the whole frat on their backs.

Hey everybody this guy drinks.

Hey everybody this guy drinks.

He basically begged for the Fail Friday feature.

He basically begged for the Fail Friday feature.

Good choice on the prof pic.

Good choice on the prof pic.

This is how you pull.

This is how you pull.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, host of the Back Door Cover podcast, Rockets, Astros and Texans internet mascot, cheese enchilada aficionado, nap god, 2017 Masters attendee, and Editor-in-Chief of Grandex Media.

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