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FAIL FRIDAY: Pooping In The Trash Can

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Telling the cripple in a wheelchair at the gym that “Bros don’t let bros skip legs.” TFM.

You’re going straight to hell.

Having more than $20 in your pocket. TFM.

So now everyone with more than 20 bucks on their person is pulling a TFM? Come on.

Fifty years later, Grandpa still giving Nana grief for spending time at lower-tier frats. TFM.

Your grandfather sounds like a fucking loser. Quit living in the past, old man!

Don’t worry if the kegs r done, I got some vodka in my room bitch. TFM.

Watch out ladies, this one spits a good game.

Measuring my wang in between classes to make sure I’m still in a frat. TFM!

Oh hell yeah! Bust out that 6-inch ruler!

Hobos are constantly trying to breach the walls of the fratcastle to gain access to free malt liquor. One time, we found a hobo named Phil in our basement drinking Olde English 800, relentlessly masturbating, and screaming “Two in the goo one in the poo!” We initiated him. TFM.

That’s a totally normal and responsible decision that wouldn’t make anyone think your chapter is comprised of mentally handicapped individuals.

Fake sneezing in a geed’s face and apologizing for being allergic to BS. TFM.

Holy shit, that would be a terrible joke in fifth grade.

Being so drunk that you pass out while jerking off and give yourself blue balls. TFTC.

Self-inflicted blue balls are not something to be proud of, son.

Drinking so much alcohol, that you can’t remember how much alcohol you drank! TFM.

Somebody get this guy a fucking zinger trophy.

How bout this, I throw you into the shower, get you all wet, stick my thumb up your @$$ while I give you flowers. TFM.

All that vulgarity, and he actually put “@$$.”

Yeah, she’s probably fine. You just stay focused on getting it in.

I’d rather wake up in jail than wake up like this.

SLAYER belt buckle. TFM.

Ride or die, motherfucker.

Check the expression on the guy flipping the bird.

Fucking dweebs.

Shrek lost weight, turned ginger, still miserable.

So excited that he yacked.

Those…seem like lovely tits.

“Just cover him with cardboard. Nobody will notice.”

It’s lame when chicks do this.

I would probably choose not to hang out with these individuals.

When you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go.

Their mascot is a giant radioactive slug?

Puking while pissing in the snow, and then pissing into your snow puke. TFM.

Guy on the far right needs to take it down a notch.

At least he didn’t shit the bed.

He looks comfy.

He looks comfier.

His gaze makes everyone, even that elk, feel uncomfortable..

Mustachioed badass sings “The Stroke”

Rushing with Ron Burgundy

“These guys have too much time on their hands” would be an enormous understatement

Double chaser to wash the failure down

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