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FAIL FRIDAY: Please Stop Icing Each Other

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

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Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’ve seen Garth Brooks live in concert. The ultimate frat move. TFM.

You really need to get out more.

Went to the doctor today. After looking at my low pulse, she asked if I played a sport in college. I told her, “Yes, drinking!” TFM.

I bet she burst into laughter and immediately signed off on your clean bill of health because you’re such a gifted fucking comedian. Not.

That moment when you sit down after driving home from the bar and think “did I run over any pedestrians on my way back?” TFM.
-New Jersey

Add this to the list of reasons I stay the hell away from Jersey.

No GDI, I don’t chill, I ice, now if you don’t know what that means, say chill again. TFM.
-New York

You are the reason that icing is no longer cool.

Dad always says “Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life. So get wasted and have the time of your life.” TFM.
-New York

Your dad is a waste of life.

Croakies on my Harry potter 3D glasses at the midnight premier. TFM.

Adding croakies to your sorcery viewing experience will not keep me from blackballing your account.

The unclassiest thing I’ve ever done is make the bathroom smell from a massive defecation. TSM.

I know it’s a TSM. I couldn’t resist.

My dick goes inside me when I sit down, makes it hard to pee. TFM.
-New Mexico

Your dick retracts into your body when you sit to pee? You’ve got a lot of issues my friend.

Old slam gave me the herp. NF. Keep banging my other slampieces anyway. A month later, fliers are posted around campus about a herpes outbreak. Coincidence? More like a TFM.

Any PR is good PR.

GDI vegetarian tagged along on bros night. We went to Buffalo Wild Wings. TFM.
-Washington DC

People like you reading the site is really good for our bottom line.

Sticker still on the flatbill. Dirk would be proud. Go Mavs.

Emo frat diversity.

The -3 Inch inseam. FaF.

I’m giving your chapter huge exposure. You’re welcome…

Are you a Sig Ep or a ZTA?

I wonder if I can get this song on iTunes…

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