Below is the worst reader-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and two videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
Being totally fine with admitting that you have thrice masturbated to Tom Brady highlight reels because Tom can’t be classified as male or female. TFM.
Pats fans are a bunch of weirdos.
Since I was a small boy I’ve wanted to be a magician and nothing will keep me from accomplishing my goal. TFM.
You’ll be turning tricks on the corner in no time.
Bad girls like bad boys so I stay steady fucked up and getting sucked up. TFM.
You’re a good rapper. You could get signed.
This little pledge went to market, this little pledge went to class, this little pledge refused to kiss his pledge brother so we made that little pledge go home. TFM.
If you won’t kiss your pledge brother, you obviously don’t understand brothership.
Are there any chicks out there with a bald fetish? I’m losing my hair but have a decent penis. TFM.
I no longer understand, at all, what motivates people to send this stuff in.
Flicking yourself in the testicles repeatedly as punishment for getting an 86 on your psych test. TFM.
That’s a B+ son. You should be fine with that, if not proud.
Cash me outside how bow dah. TFM.
Do not bring that shit into my house bitch.
I’ll be on the dance floor putting the vibe out getting all the ladies soaked this weekend. TFM.
Unless you’re actually bringing a water gun to the party, I seriously doubt that.
After six or seven beers I start to get secret gay thoughts. TFM.
Happens to the best of us. Suppress and press on.
I will spend the rest of my life trying to get Johnny Manziel to do cocaine with me. TFM.
A fulfilling life that will be, indeed.
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