FAIL FRIDAY: Permanent Swag

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Putting whiskey in your protein shakes. TFM. Putting vodka in your smoothies. TSM. Putting whiskey in your vodka. TFTC.

Your insides are rotting.

Just asked a pledge, “Did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face you’re at risk for cancer?” so this fucktard puts his hand up to his face and pressed his hand forward, basically making him smack himself! What a dumbass! TFM2013.
-New York

You are this generation’s Robert Frost.

Telling your slampiece that you will only go down on her if she shaves her bush into a confederate flag. TFM.

The best vagina is racist vagina.

Not letting dyslexia keep you from being a frat star. TMF.

Don’t laugh, you sickos.

Making the only pledge with braces eat jawbreakers until his brackets fall off. TFM.

Damn son. That is not cool.

Gettin’ trashed off Peach Schnapps with my bitch, making her cry watching Ole Yeller, then using her tears as butt loob for my frenis. TFTC. TSlambangerSuckMyFrenisM.

You sir, belong in an institution.

Slurping down beers, and then slurping down vag juice later. TFM.

You should’ve at least made this rhyme. Lunatic.

Having the best looking actives and pledge class. TFM.

HAHAHA what a loser.

Fingerbanging your TA while your whole quiz section watches. TFM.

That’s probably pretty awkward.

Chemotherapy my frock so I don’t have to shave it. TFM.

Good God…

Man, I feel like a woman.

Creepy hill people.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Anal.

Didn’t quite make it to the bathroom.

Does a geed shit in the woods?

Drunk as shit.

Scholars. Athletes. Philanthropists. Homeless.

Pussy killer.

Who wants a mustache ride?

Hey bro, your legs are on fire.

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