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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Sticking your ballsack in your buddy’s face while he’s passed out and then having another buddy take a picture and adamantly denying you had a boner when you clearly had a giant erection because he is the hottest brother. TFM.
That escalated quickly.
Playing shitty music near your slam’s stomach to haze your unborn child. TFM.
Next level fetus hazing right here.
Telling the sorority girls that your “frat” even though you live in an off-campus apartment with your parents. TFM.
Getting drunk before attending a brother’s funeral who died in an alcohol-related incident. TFM.
Come on, man. That’s not appropriate.
Not wearing sun screen because there aren’t any of your bros around to rub it in for you. TFM.
Pretty sad story, honestly.
Being the frattiest guy in the senior hallway of the all male dorm. TFM.
Like being the smartest kid on the short bus.
Your rep back at the house as a poon slayin’, pipe layin’, well just playing I’m really lonely. Take me back Karen!! TFM post so she will see?
Damn dude, pull yourself together. Karen doesn’t want you anymore.
Getting a boner from the vibrations of your riding lawn mower that is overkill for the shit lawn at your college house. TFTC.
Feels like that’s something we didn’t really need to know.
When a girl is all like “I think your car door is locked I can’t get out,” as you nod your head hand her a drink as you speed back to your place to bang. TFM.
Not washing my index and middle fingers for a whole week after the intercourse…if you know what I mean. Sniff sniff, because TFM.
I hope you get hit by an ice cream truck.