FAIL FRIDAY: New Year, Same Shit

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Ten real submissions, 17 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Getting “beat the shit out of your 10-year-old cousin” drunk. TFM.

That’s not good.

Getting tonsillitis from a girl you sleeped with, but still telling everyone it was worth it. TFM.

Did you just use “sleeped” as the past tense of sleep? Impressively stupid.

Ruining family vacation plans by projectile vomiting in the minivan the morning after but not getting in trouble by blaming “motion sickness.” TFM.

You’re a real inconsiderate prick, you know that?

Running around your house naked as fuck on a Thursday night. TFM.

What an animal.

You’re only goal for 2015 being to drink more than you did in 2014. TFM.

You should have another goal: learning the difference between “you’re” and “your,” you blithering idiot.

Powerpointing every single time your professor says the word “PowerPoint.” TFM.

The trying is strong with this one.

I always carry another pair of undies on me in case I shart…or cum. TFM.

You’re a disgusting human being.

Using retards for your D-line. TSabanM.

Roll retards!

Being too busy poundin’ brews and slammin’ hoes to celebrate Christmas. TFM.

Jesus will be addressing this TFM submission when he’s tossing you into the fires of Hell.

Pulling a Hooters waitress, fucking her in the Hooters bathroom, then not leaving her a tip. TFM.

No, no you didn’t. But yes, that would be a TFM.

Where is your letter of intent?

Where is your letter of intent?

You are pathetic, Mario.

You’re pathetic, Mario.

Frandalf Frat Gandalf.

Frandalf (Frat Gandalf) rocks New Balance.

It isnt Christmas unless youre making love to a busty, blowup sex doll.

It isn’t Christmas unless you’re making love to a busty, blowup sex doll.

Thats a trophy catch.

That’s a trophy catch.

Butt pee.

Butt pee.

Hes HAF and doesnt care who knows it.

He’s HAF and doesn’t care who knows it.



Mmmm creamy.

Mmmm creamy.

Well said.

Well said.

This is how you tailgate.

This is how you tailgate.

No, no its not.

No, no it’s not.

I dont even know.

I don’t even know.

How you doin, buddy?

How you doin’ buddy? Good?

Oh thats unfortunate.

Oh that’s extremely unfortunate.



Kitty had claws.

Kitty had claws.

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