Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
Long-boarding through the quad with your cock out to show all the hoes it swangs low. TFM.
Damn you must pull.
Losing your tuition money on the Texas A&M money line and resorting to selling dry handjobs under a bridge. Fratty stuff!
We’re rebranding TFM to “Fratty stuff!” effective immediately.
Having zero dollars to your name so you mask up and rob a gas station to make sure you have enough beer on gameday. TFM.
He’s just out there struggling to survive.
Following Katy Perry’s tour around the country and crying at every single show because those titties poppin’. TFM.
There has to be more to life.
Shaving your legs so that you’ll be more aerodynamic when you chase down the paper. TFM.
It’s called strategery.
It’s football season which means putting on your girlfriend’s sundress when she’s in class and filming yourself dancing to Taylor Swift. TFM.
Whatever makes you happy.
Rewarding yourself for a long week of getting crazy amounts of ass by getting even more crazy amounts of ass on the weekend. TFM.
Damn y’all this dude is swimming in it.
Refusing to make love to anything but the new XXXTENTACION. TFM.
That’s an interesting way to live.
I pay my dues on time, go above and beyond with community service hours, go to church on Sunday, study hard and take my own notes in class, and would never cheat on my girlfriend. Now THAT is a TFM!
You should run for political office or something you goody two-shoes braggart.
Eating way too many edibles and spending 7 straight hours attempting to suck your own penis. TFM.
Well yeah, don’t do that.