Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
Being an unstoppable love-making force of nature spreading your seed far and wide amongst the meadows. TFM.
Nobody knows what that means.
I prefer to be woken up by someone hitting me with a spatula on the top of my dick. TFM.
Personally, I prefer to be spit on repeatedly as my morning alarm.
Purchasing $3,400 worth of male rompers to ensure that the summertime is your bitch. TFM.
If there’s one way to make sure you dominate this summer, it’s by spending thousands on man rompers.
Philanthropy is the only thing that makes me cum. TFM.
At least it’s a positive thing.
Tugging off the TA so he’ll give you a gooder grade on that final exam. TFM.
If you think “gooder” is a word, it’s best you keep tugging.
There is no limit to the amount of frothy puss I will leave my mark on. TFM.
A thoroughly disturbing and unnecessarily gross sentence.
Taking a pledge deep sea fishing and pushing him overboard and telling him to swim to shore if he wants to be initiated. TFM.
Fairly certain that’s just murder.
Being the Christian Grey of your frat and turning the basement into your pleasure room. TFM.
Keep comparisons like this to yourself.
Refusing to acknowledge that September 11 took place because America is incapable of defeat. TFM.
Probably not a healthy way of living.
Spending late nights writing poetry to the girl with the red hair that you’ll never have a chance to read her. TFM.
Love — it’s a motherfucker, eh?