FAIL FRIDAY: Learn How To F*ck

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Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Packing a bunch of snow into your jeans to cool down your hot frock (frat cock). TFM.

Keep that thing on ice.

Going to the local mall every day in December to sit on Santa’s lap for a photo. TFM.

Whatever gets you in the Christmas spirit.

Getting CTE so bad from caveman-ing beers that you might as well have played in the NFL. TFM.

Donate your brain to science for the culture.

Going to church every Sunday to pray for forgiveness for all the butt you munched that week. TFM.

That’s no sin, friend.

The monster within me craves MD 20/20 daily. TFM.

You need to check in somewhere and dry out.

When your bulge is so prevalent that the professor has to ask you to stop wearing jeans to class because mamis are getting so wet that the slick floor is creating a fire hazard. TFM.

You are sick in the head.

Posting up in the quad with binoculars because it’s yoga pants and ass-eating recruitment SZN. TFM.

Next level creeping.

Spending the holiday season volunteering at your local homeless shelter because there are some bad bitches without homes who could catch this seminal fluid. TFM.

Ol’ bottom-feeding ass philanthropist.

Here’s my Christmas list: JUUL. TFM.

We get it you toss clouds.

Getting thrown out of the bar for taking a shit in a potted plant. TFM.

Well yeah, you can’t do that.

God bless us, everyone!

Interesting movement to throw your inner lip behind.

Don’t just stare at it — eat it.

Goober squad in formation.

Holy shit that is incredible.

These bros get mountains of ass.

You alright there, fella? Sleep it off.

I feel genuinely bad for her.

Release the evil from within.

Damn that is a punchable human.

Why you gotta go and do that?

It’s like he’s peeing in his mouth.

Oh hell yeah.

Consider him Miles Davis.

Son called him “Uncle.”

Son called him “little nugget.”

Bathroom of shame.

Son called them “my little ones.”

Pro move by Joey to leave her something to remember him by.

Man down.

S’cute as hell.

Right in the dick (@Adamelias28)

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Yes fuck teach us already (@Benrosenquist)

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Some people are just meant to be bottom bunk people (@denisecoulson)

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You messed with the wrong man's JUUL

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5-iron huh? (@mark.espanet)

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, host of the Back Door Cover podcast, Rockets, Astros and Texans internet mascot, cheese enchilada aficionado, nap god, 2017 Masters attendee, and Editor-in-Chief of Grandex Media.

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