Ten real submissions, four photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
When I lost by 1 point in overtime in my first game of Madden ’12, I caused thousands of dollars of property damage and wounded a prospective student. TFM. -Kansas
It’s just a game. Take the intensity down a notch or two.
No’shave’meber. NF. No’shave’meber, Decembeard, and Januhairy. TFM. -Kentucky
Buy a razor you hipster clown. I bet you work at Game Stop.
She called me her slam piece, so I gorilla glued her vagina shut. TFM. -Tennessee
Said the serial killer to the FBI agent.
That geed Percy from the Green Mile stomping on the frat mouse and ending Mr. Jingles’s life. NF. The huge black guy John Coffey using his fratastic powers to revive the mouse which cause it to live for over 65 years. TFM. -Iowa
If there is one word to describe John Coffey’s powers it is “fratastic.”
Left chapter early to go to the gym. Douche move? No I think not. TFM. -California
I think so.
Playing golf makes me wish I were gay. My grip would give amazing handjobs. TFM. -Texas
Being on your third beer before you get out of bed in the morning. TFM. -Alabama
Drinking in bed is like eating in bed. It’s just pathetic.
Random GDI passed out on our couch with his shoes on. Instead of drawing on him, we all took turns jizzing on his face. TFM. -Virginia
The consequences for falling asleep with your shoes on keep getting worse and worse.
Setting your pet bird on fire so your neighbors think you have a phoenix. TFM. -Arkansas
PETA might frown upon your actions.
Cybering with the J Crew online shopping assistant. TFM. -Wisconsin
Did you make her your e-slam?
Tri Delta PWNAGE.
An extreme case of shaming.
No words that can justify this.
The Sperry rant geed taking his sister to prom. AFM. (Arkansas Frat Move)
Apparently part of USC’s campus isn’t into Trojan football: