Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Eating butt then kissing your parents. TFM.
You foul, disgusting pig.
“I don’t think my wheelchair can make it up the stairs,” as you nod your head, hand her a beer, and push her to your room to bang. TFM.
Nothing wrong with banging a chick in a chair.
Told this bitch I got a new car. TFM.
Log out, throw your computer out the window, and never come back.
Jacking off listening to your bro slam some hot bitch you couldn’t get. TFM.
We’ve ALL done this.
I’ve spent all week contemplating how to sneak a keg into my dorm!
Alright? What do you want me to do about it?
When your friends throw you in the shower after a totally frat night of drinking and your massive chest blocks the drain and you flood the dorm and get kicked of the football team. TFM.
Living life with the looks of Kennedy, the swagger of Reagan, the charisma of Clinton, and the dick size of Obama. TFM.
You seen’t Barry’s cock?
Replying, “Nah bro, I’m chill,” when you are obviously not chill. TFM.
That’s just called being a liar. You’re a dirty rotten liar.
Taking an addy before finals to focus but it dosent wear off when your done so you polish your lax trophies. TFM.
You do you, lax bro.
Going down on your sister cause incest is the frattiest shit of them all and I think you can get tax breaks if you have a retard for a kid or some shit like that. Either way mom will take care of it or I’ll just take it out back and kill it or sell it to some one for twenty bucks. Maybe he’ll be like radio and do some inspiring shit and I’ll get a movie deal either way I’m getting some serious poonage tonight bros. TFM.
We’re done here. Shut it down. Shut it all down.