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FAIL FRIDAY: Holidays Of Horror

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Not going to class for the entire semester then showing up for the final and getting a 69 haaa schwag. TFM.

Nice.

When grandma asks what you want for Christmas and you ask for seed money to start your own meme business. TFM.

You are the problem with the world.

We initiated the pledges last night and then one of them immediately punched me in the throat. TFM.

That’s called brothership.

I got one, two, three, four, five overdraft charges in my bank account, in my bank account, in my bank account. TFM.

You’re poor. Sad!

Waiting until she falls asleep then plucking individual hairs from your nipples and gently placing them in her agape mouth. TFM.

What the hell is wrong with you, son?

Swallowing a bunch of quarters to haze your intestines because they’re weak. TFM.

It’s the only way to make your body stronger.

ass ass ass ass ass ass titties ass ass ass ass ass. TFM.

Thanks for stopping by.

Driving for Uber at night as your side hustle so you can meet sorority mamis. TFM.

Yeah every sorority girl is tryna smash the creepy Uber driver.

I love going home for the holidays because my mummy makes me pudding. TFM.

Kid loves pudding.

Putting a sticker of your letters on your rear window and attaching a frat license plate frame within 30 minutes of getting initiated. TFM.

Might as well have a giant sign that says “PULL ME OVER” attached to your car.

Be more awkward.

Be more awkward.

Ayo son your face is pink.

Ayo son your face is pink.

Would.

Would.

A boxer exchange? Tha fuq?

A boxer exchange? Tha fuq?

Christmas is ruined.

Christmas is ruined.

WHY?

WHY?

Rub a dub dub four men in a tub.

Rub a dub dub four men in a tub.

Big man is having a rough go.

Big man is having a rough go.

Sick 'do.

Sick ‘do.

A proud father.

A proud father.

They gave a bid to one of the dudes from The Hobbit.

They gave a bid to one of the dudes from The Hobbit.

He sells Xans.

He sells Xans.

Polo boys forever.

Polo boys forever.

Caption game on gross.

Caption game on gross.

Looks like she's super into him.

Looks like she’s super into him.

Shame, shame, shame.

Shame, shame, shame.

He's exposing himself call CNN.

He’s exposing himself call CNN.

Weird way to say thank you, but okay.

Weird way to say thank you, but okay.

'Tis the season.

‘Tis the season.

Men down.

Men down.

Love this. 100% his fault. (@Tanner_rausch)

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Pure pandemonium (@champagnezane)

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Hey man say something if you’re not dead

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Trying to keep it together this semester like (@jmrcampbell)

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Hey Ben let’s go ahead and pull the car over (@Jadrienk)

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, host of the Back Door Cover podcast, Rockets, Astros and Texans internet mascot, cheese enchilada aficionado, nap god, 2017 Masters attendee, and Editor-in-Chief of Grandex Media.

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