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Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
Getting so high you lose a single, size 15, leather boot at your own house party. TFM.
We get it, you have big feet.
Taking a real babe on a first date to Sonic to keep her standards low so you save money long term. TFM.
Wise financial decision, idiotic sexual decision.
Having one fuck speed and one fuck speed only: jackhammer supernova. TFM.
Sounds incredibly enjoyable for the ladies.
Asking her to wear a Trump mask while she rides you. TFM.
In no way is this the normal behavior of a sane human.
Jordan Belfort lifestyle, Donnie Azoff masturbation habits. TFM.
Meaning you just take it out and stroke when you see a dime? Respect.
You want a piece of me? Come and get it. I’ll throw hands. Hell, I’ll sling cum at you. TFM.
Interesting fight tactic, but probably results in a win, technically.
Little dick, big bank statement, medium-sized sex drive. It’s a fratty move.
Pathetic statement, incorrect formatting.
If you want to judge me for wearing adult diapers that’s fine, but your moms don’t seem to mind. TFM.
I’m preeeetty sure they do mind, actually. Everyone minds.
Sliding the family housekeeper Rosalinda a crisp $10 bill to flash you a fat Mexi-titty when home for summer. TFM.
Weird move, but you gotta do what you gotta do I guess.
I was born to frat, fuck, fart, and freebase cocaine. TFM.
Weren’t we all?