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Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. No matter how bad some of these may be, keep your chin up. You’re in America, damn it.
If you see an INS van roll up, and everyone scatters, maintain composure. You’ll be fine.
Eskimo brother with your father. FaF.
You’re better than that (I hope).
“You’ve been poked by Another GDI. Poke back?”
You’re going to get so much fucking nookie in that Yankees hat signed by Fred Durst.
14-year-old girls aren’t geeds.
Ah, the elusive Oklahoman wildebeest comes to the watering hole for a drink.
Hopping around all day, strung out on uppers. Tigger. TFM.
It was only a matter of time, and here it is. The “Game of Thrones” TFM.
God damn it. Chili’s Guy and NF Jimmy need to combine forces and tag-team Cali sluts.
You can stand in the unemployment line together.
Banging your stove. TFM.
Easily one of the 10 worst tattoos you can get if you’re stupid enough to get one.
Holy shit. What is that?
Play some golf this weekend to celebrate our nation’s independence, but don’t do this: