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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Feeling female’s breasts and butts. TFM.
Thanks for putting so much thought into your submission.
I sharted on our first date, but 3 months later we’re engaged. It helps to be in a frat. TFM.
Classic love story. Timeless.
Yelling “Man down!” at Grandpa’s funeral. TFM.
Come on. Act like you’ve been there before.
When a GDI says that it’s cold outside and you immediately put on a tank top. TFM.
“It’s cold outside.” *other guy rips off sweater, puts on tank top, power points* “The fuck?”
Seeing your professor on the golf fields two hours after telling him you won’t attend class due to illness. TFM.
The golf fields? Let’s go play catch on the baseball grasses.
Overcoming the adversity of whiskey dick by scissoring your slam. TFM.
Sexual ingenuity. TFM.
Whilst rushing, I knew I had to find the frat with the biggest frocks (girth) on campus so I knew I’d fit in. TFM.
The idea is definitely to join the frat with frocks most similar to yours.
Slam told me she’s been poking holes in condoms and is five months pregnant. Told her it’s okay because I always wanted to be a frat daddy. TFM.
I respect that positive outlook.
So there we were, playing spin the bottle, and the bottle pointed to me and my fbf (frat bro forever). Just as were about to kiss, he chickened out, and I acted like I was never going to do it anyways (even though I would have because I’m not a fucking quitter). Later on that night I fingered the girl of my dreams and the Lakers won in overtime. TFM.
Cool story bro.
Intern’s gay, intern’s gay, he gobble’s cock all the way! Hey! I might kill your parents.
Not really a TFM, but okay.
Don’t want to be part of their world.
I’m very aroused.
Might’ve bitten off more than you can chew there, guy.
That’s the face of a goober.
These guys will shape the future of frat fashion.
Those are super fratty jammies, bros.
He’s doing it wrong.
Was she worth it?