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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Getting laid on the 18th green and then dropping the cream-filled condom in the hole. TFM.
Come on, man. Have some respect for the game.
Buying your Polos two sizes too big, because you’re going to get fucking huge during this next roid cycle. TFM.
“Normally I’d wear a medium, but go ahead and get me an XL. I’m about to juice, hard. Thanks Mom.”
Asking the slampiece if she’s constipated, because she looks like I need to fuck the shit out of her. It’s a TFM.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is a winning pickup line.
Getting an air-brushed tank top in Panama City that reads: MR. TFM PROLLY FUCKED YO BITCH. TMrTFMM.
Ah, yes…the classic Total Mr. TFM Move.
Asked the slam to be my girlfriend. When she said yes I reminded her it was April Fools’ and walked away. TFM.
Clever twist on the end there.
Making a homeless guy give YOU money. TFM.
You think robbing the homeless is a frat move? Maybe it is. I don’t even know anymore.
If ending slavery was supposed to give the north good karma, why did 9/11 happen? TFM.
Woah! Woah dude. Do you realize how insane you have to be to connect those dots?
Excuse me gorgeous, you’ve been standing for a while. Let me clear you a place to sit. *Wipes off face.* TFM.
I’m a fan of the classic “Want to take shots in my room?” but to each his own.
Sun burnt, too turnt! TFM.
Geed asked me if I was in a frat. I’m cute and all I wear is Polo. You do the Math. TFM.
If you’re a man and refer to yourself as “cute,” life is going to be rough.
How was your night? Oh.
I don’t think that’s a registered parking spot.
That’s an interesting look.
The butt-chugging epidemic continues.
Fratman gets the ladies frothy.
He’s really getting in there.
“Get a pic of me and Cap’n Crunch!”
Man, Woody and Buzz Lightyear really fell apart after Toy Story 3.
Push it out!
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