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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Wearing dad shorts with mom’s underwear. Because I like liberating my thighs, but my meat and potatoes need support too. TFM.
Look bro, whatever floats your boat. Just stay away from me.
Being the guy who whips out his guitar in the middle of parties. Except the guitar is my penis. TFM.
You’re not a man until you’ve taken your dick out at a party.
Never owning socks or condoms even though you have more than enough money to afford them. TFM.
Like socks and condoms are expensive commodities that only the wealthy can afford.
Not holding a girl’s hand until you’re 22. TFM.
Not sure what the hell this has to do with anything.
The slam told me she wanted to be like one of the guys…so I frock slapped her face and then peed in her butt. TFM.
Do you realize what this implies?
Making a pledge slip his mom a roofie for you. TFM.
That kid must really want to be in your chapter.
Your dad dressing like a fratstar to bond with you when you come home from your freshman year. TFM.
“Hey son! I missed you! How fratty are my Chubbies doe?”
When you’re fucking a girl and she says, “Oh my come on my face,” and you say, “No way, small-breasted McGee. Only the fros (frat bros) get to see this TFM Juice.” TFM.
Just gonna take a shot in the dark here and guess you will die alone.
Taking pre-workout before sex and drinking a brotein shake afterwards. TFM.
Son of a bitch you are such a tool.
Me and my friends have Thirsty Thursday. We are still in high school. TFM?