FAIL FRIDAY: Getting Dirty

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Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Looking so frat in your driver’s license picture that they put down “BRO” for your race. TFM.
-North Carolina

No, no they didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if they did, right?

Making the gay pledge snort a line of coke off my erect dick. TFM.

Pretty sure this qualifies as gay-zing.

I hate when GDIs tell me I dress like a deuce bag. No, your just jealous that my Sperrys, polo, shorts, and croakies look better than your jeans, sweatshirt, and fucked up hair. TFM.

Aw, did somebody hurt your little feelings? You spell like shit too, “deuce bag.”

Shout out to my haters. TFM.

Great. I’ll let them know.

Stating your credit score to assert dominance in an argument. TFM.

What a wildly inaffective attempt at a power move.

Flicked a frat booger into a geed’s hair three days ago. Saw him in class today and it was still there. TFM!

Frat booger! TFM!

The shape of the Earth prior to modern science. TFM (Total Flat Move).

That was a highly enjoyable history lesson.

Here’s a new TFM I thought up for you guys. Slimeballin! It’s where you stick a LAX ball up a slams pooter, then make her suck on it while you perform acts on her. Slimeballin. It is a TFM!!!

Yeah, I’m banning this guy from the website.

The antibiotics I am on for acne make me basically STD proof. TFM.

I’m not sure that’s how that works, my pock-faced friend.

We have a pledge who we make pee and shit himself. TFM.

Thanks for sharing.

What the hell is going on here?

Bunch of dudes in thongs. Totally normal.

“Hello there! Meet our house pigeon!”

Get that tongue in there nice and deep like.

Flying it above Old Glory? You fucked up!

So cuddly and cute.

Just look at these two motherfuckers in jorts with milk.

Do you even lift, bro?

Never trust a girl with frat house feet.

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