Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
When I’m older, fuck the hearing aids. They’ll be giving me fucking beering aids. TFM. -North Carolina
Cringed as I read this. Here we go again…
Going to grad school for psychology. I put the rapist in therapist. TFM. -Washington
I’m sure you’ll have a positive impact on the field of mental health treatment.
“Hi, I’m Ryan Dunn and this is the drunken car ride.” TFM. -Texas
Woah, too soon. Too soon.
My life. TFM. -Georgia
Strong effort. Would you care to elaborate?
Waking up realizing that you ate about a half a can sized lipper when you passed out last night and you’ve got a bad case of the shits. Making up for this by lining up a days worth of blumpkins. TFM. -Oklahoma
How many blumpkins is a days worth?
Taking the assistant football coach job at the middle school, not because you need the money, but to haze young geeds and then fuck their substitute teachers. TFM. -Texas
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Welcoming the new neighbors, that decided to move by greek street, with a broken tail light because they don’t believe in Jesus. TFM. -Louisiana
Random comma splicing does not validate this act.
Studying to be an abortion doctor so I can meet sluts who don’t want kids any more than I do. TFM. -Mississippi
Hilariously, this came from a Methodist school.
Dad prank calling my sister at work today. Three times. TFM. -Illinois
Your dad is a fucking loser.
Telling randos you want to “tounge punch her fart box.” TFTC. -Texas
Maybe the worst description of felatio ever.
Oh look, one of those cool Bud Light bottles you can write your name on.
Opposite of a champion.
Dated 2004, but time can’t save you from this humiliation.
Broski!!! Grab my ass right as the picture’s being taken and I’ll look surprised!