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FAIL FRIDAY: Fear And Loathing

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Showing up to tailgate wearing a clown costume and going around asking babes if they want to see “It.” TFM.

This is how you wind up in country getting your ass kicked while dressed as a clown.

Been blind every since I stared directly into the eclipse for several minutes but the good news is I can take home slam pigs and not even know they’re hideous freaks. TFM.

That’s one way to lower your standards for the sake of quantity.

Throwing up all over the dime sitting in front of you in the football stadium to get her attention. TFM.

A bold strategy.

On weekends I send Snapchats of my butthole to everyone I know. TFM.

This might tarnish your reputation amongst your social circle.

Butt-bonging whiskey on the green of the 9th hole while the course marshal looks on in disgust. TFM.

Fairly certain this will get you blackballed from even the shittest of munies.

Covering your nipples in Tabasco sauce and telling her to milk you like a goat. TFM.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Being known around campus as the sheriff of ass eating. TFM.

Tell me you wear a sheriff’s badge that just says “ASS EATER.”

Last place in our fantasy football league has to get a Nazi Swastika tattooed on his grundle. TFM.

You guys should probably come up with a different punishment.

Always giving a bid to one super fat kid so you can have someone to do the Truffle Shuffle during lineups because it arouses you. TFM.

This was relatively normal until that last part where you became sexually turned on.

The new pledges thought their pledge trainer was the one to fear until he went out of town for the weekend and I let them meet Captain Winky. (Captain Winky is my enormous schlong.) TFM.

Keep Captain Winky in your pants, you sicko.

Squat like you mean it.

Squat like you mean it.

Dear God.

Dear God.

That will be a rude awakening.

That will be a rude awakening.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Make love to him by the frireplace frat fireplace).

Make love to him by the frireplace (frat fireplace).

Roast hand in action.

Roast hand in action.

Goober squad on one hundred thousand trillion.

Goober squad on one hundred thousand trillion.

He's eating ass tonight.

He’s eating ass tonight.

You're a rushee and you walk past them taking this picture, wyd?

You’re a rushee and you walk past them taking this picture, wyd?

Dude you're going to swallow her entire head.

Dude you’re going to swallow her entire head.

Fratman pledge watching over the letters.

Fratman pledge watching over the letters.

He must work out.

He must work out.

That's a fucking athlete.

That’s a fucking athlete.

Come on, guys. Come on.

Come on, guys. Come on.

I can't wait for you to get your littles either! S'cute!

I can’t wait for you to get your littles either! S’cute!

Balloon penis.

Balloon penis.

That's a full cup of vom.

That’s a full cup of vom.

Not the shirt you want to pass out on the shitter in.

Not the shirt you want to pass out on the shitter in.

Man down.

Man down.

Why you let her do you like that?

Why you let her do you like that?

Semi-formal didn't go well.

Semi-formal didn’t go well.

Probably qualifies as a party foul.

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Their brunch went south real quick.

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Pops with the power slap. #slapthebag

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Look away. You don't want to see this (@andrea1630)

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He didn't even make it to kickoff

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He got Woody'd

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Aaaaaaaaand dead

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Warning: Graphic (@nicholas_craig)

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Oh no

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, unbiased Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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