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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Grinding your teeth like an alabaster clam grinds its shell together to show that girl you’ve been staring at all night you want to give her stink hole eskimo kisses. TFM.
You badly need counseling.
Fckin so many grls that your wiener hurts. TFM.
You mean masturbating too often.
Letting them know who’s dad owns the course by driving the cart on the green. TFM.
I hope your golf cart explodes with you in the driver’s seat.
My drive fades to the left. My handle pulls go vertical. And my dick swings to the right. I am TFM.
You are a loser.
Inviting your bro’s gf to make out when you’re drunk, and then offering your bro the chance to join you. TFM.
That’s not the kind of threesome you get props for.
Had a threesome with two english girls as they both simultaneously climaxed I screamed The British are Cumming. TFM.
This is the kind of threesome you get props for.
I might drive a Sentra, but I’ve got a YETI full of cold Bud Light, and I could fuck your bitch. TFM.
Guy is super insecure about his ride.
Jerking off into your desk drawer and waiting for it to harden like peanut brittle to feed the campus squirrels. TFM.
This is the kind of shit serial killers do.
My slam guzzles my frock vomit like my V8 guzzles gasoline. TFM.
I just threw up in my mouth.
Having throw pillows to show the geeds how classy your bed is. TFM.
“Man, check out those sick throw pillows. Dude’s bed is classy AF.” -Nobody
Sorority Recruitment Video Gone Horribly Wrong
It would be sexist for us NOT to post this.