Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Sitting down when you take a piss because your frock is too huge. TFM.
I don’t understand your logic. Doesn’t it drag in the water if you sit? Mine does.
When talking to a girl, you just attempt to have a normal conversation with her. TFM.
Fucking hilarious. Really great submission. Thanks so much.
Exclusively buying 70 page notebooks so I can rip one page out and only have 69 page notebooks. TFM.
At the casino winning chips, pinching nips, taking dips, and splitting pussy lips. TFM.
Alright why don’t you just take it easy there, chief.
Your mom telling you that she went on a date with an alumni from your fraternity back in the day but he took her to a house party and left her to go make out with another chick. TFM.
Man, that’s seriously kinda a sad story. Your mom was probably really hurt.
25 years old…still not giving a fuck. TFM.
She asked me to take a pic of her and her friend. I said, “Sure!” and then grabbed her phone, pulled my nuts out, took a picture of them, handed her phone back, and walked off. TFM.
I’m not certain, but I don’t think that’s what she was asking you to do.
When a young Jewish girl at a party is all like, “What the fuck guys, you read my diary?!” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your attic to bang. TFM.
Anne Frank jokes? That’s where we’re at now?
Throwing a party in your room with the slam still naked in your bed and the used condom on the floor so everyone knows what just went on. TFM.
That’s just straight up inconsiderate, kid.
Alright dude, I know my nipples are on fleek in this polo, but quit staring. TFM.
The word “fleek” should be tossed like a clay pigeon and blasted with a 12-gauge.
Bunker Trickshot Fail