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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Having a strict diet of whiskey, beer and sorority putang. TFM.
You badly need to consult the food pyramid.
Getting thrown down a flight of stairs and choked out by a football player because you were railing a chick in his bed with his cleats on. TFM.
Why the hell were you wearing his cleats?
Getting blazed at the place your house-sitting and eating all the kids’ food. TFM.
Sounds like you’ve got this whole “life” thing figured out.
Packing a fat lip whilst eating booty, then spittin’ out two kinds of juice. TFM.
Lovely. Thanks for sharing.
Going out wearing a big pony polo shirt while ur bro wears a small pony. TFM.
Way to one-up that loser.
Practicing shotgunning beer over summer. TFM.
You are pathetic.
Being known as the Juggalo frat. TFM.
I would actually attend one of the Juggalo frat’s parties, just to witness that shit.
Blacking out but knowing you pulled last night cause you can still taste her ass. TFM.
You freaks are eating way too much booty like groceries.
Keeping the tag on so people know exactly how well off your dad is. TFM.
If I see you in the streets, I will take all your shit.
Lighting your cig with your penis because it was so hot from the friction that comes along with railing so much srat tail. TFM.
Science says go fuck yourself.
Laugh At The Fat Kid, Sickos
Summer Of Failure
Chaser With Genevieve Morton
By the way, she took over our Snapchat (TFMofficial) yesterday. Might wanna check that out.