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Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers over the last two weeks. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Pawning all your presents so you can buy hella vape products because tossing clouds is life. TFM.

You ungrateful little shit.

Blacking out at Christmas dinner and hitting on your aunt because you’ve watched too many incest porn videos. TFM.

Porn addiction is a very serious problem in this country.

Booby trapping your house Kevin McCallister style to murder all your relatives who come in for the holidays. TFM.

Merry Christmas you’re going to prison.

Shooting fireworks out of your asshole to ring in the New Year. TFM.

Singeing your bunghole is the best way to start fresh.

Taking so many hits of that loud that you start to believe all of your boys are plotting on you for a come up and thinking of ways to defend yourself in a life or death situation where they all jump you. TFM.

You are smoking too much loud, son.

Not believing in God but using church as a hunting ground for wifey material. TFM.

You’re in college, friendo — no need for wifey material. Also, you’re going to hell.

Cock sock for my little frock so I don’t impregnate all the sorority girls on the block. TFM.

Beautiful poem, thank you for sharing.

Making your New Year’s resolution to get more titties in your mouth because you spent 2017 focused solely on eating ass. TFM.

It’s time to change up.

Breaking it to your parents that you dropped every single class this semester on Christmas morning so they can’t be that mad because Jesus is born. TFM.

A truly innovative strategy.

Catch me free-balling all 2018 baby nothing but a thin layer of fabric between my balls and the world. TFM.

Whole 2018 wardrobe gonna be skid mark city.

Hey man there’s something wrong with your face.

Put a shirt on you pasty son of a bitch.

It’s called brothership. You wouldn’t know anything about it.

Happy birthday Ben!

If peeing your pants is cool, consider him Miles Davis.

Didn’t even touch his grub. Sad!

Real men sleep in their own urine.

That’s a regrettable mistake.

Maybe go guy-girl next time.

What the fuck are you wearing?

He has become one with nature.

Truly awful look.

Chapter of excellence, no doubt.

Holy freakin’ hell.

He got a perfect score on the SAT, believe it or not.

Fashion is fluid, just like gender.

He fucks. Hard.

Oh no dude no what no.

Happy holidays from hell.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, host of the Back Door Cover podcast, Rockets, Astros and Texans internet mascot, cheese enchilada aficionado, nap god, 2017 Masters attendee, and Editor-in-Chief of Grandex Media.

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