Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
Challenging your pledge brother to a push-up challenge to determine who gets to munch her ass. TFM.
That’s the only fair way to determine who munches.
Only pussies do Adderall during finals. Real men do meth. TFM.
I prefer freebasing crack cocaine before I study.
Having terrible whiskey dick and trying to pass off a banana as your human penis during a hookup to avoid shame. TFM.
“This isn’t a human penis! This is a banana!”
Dancing naked in the shower to “Despacito” every morning to start your day. TFM.
Song goes hard, man. I don’t care what anyone says.
If your go-to move in a fight is to take your frock out and swing it at your attacker. TFM.
No sensible person will fight a dude who has his dick out.
Just got our charter revoked. Time to burn down the house and start the revolution. TFM.
Not so sure that’s your best course of action.
Some people call it “little man syndrome” or a “Napoleon complex” but in Alabama we just call that swagger. TFM.
And everywhere in the world we call you stupid.
I’ve spilt more cocaine in bathrooms from one side of the world to the other than you’ve even snorted bitch boy. TFM.
Don’t call me bitch boy it hurts my feelers.
RIP to my boy Big Tim. Pour one out for him this weekend. He got hit by a jet ski. TFM.
Big Tim went out in the best possible way. #RIPBigTim
Got the dance floor in the frat castle flush with honeys so now is the perfect time to shit my pants and ruin this party. TFM.
You truly are the life of the party, good sir.