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FAIL FRIDAY: Destined For Disaster

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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I make every pledge show me his butthole. It’s a tradition! TFM.

A storied tradition of butthole viewing.

Things really escalating when you smoke methamphetamine with a Mexican stripper. TFM.

That does tend to escalate things, I assume.

Playing “Despacito” full-blast while you jackhammer a freshman Kappa like there’s no tomorrow. TFM.

I’m sure she really appreciates that.

Really regretting the decision to get “FRAT” tatted on one ass cheek and “GOD” on the other. TFM.

As you should.

Never be afraid to dance! TFM.

Or dream!

I have diabetes. TFM.

That’s cool, man. Just make sure you go to a doctor and treat that shit properly.

“Nice tits, babe” being your go-to intro to every chick you meet. Works like a charm. TFM.

No, it absolutely fucking does not.

Going to Hooters and hanging out for 6 hours without ordering anything or taking off your sunglasses. TFM.

Creep mode on one-hundred thousand trillion.

Spanking all your bros on the butt and saying, “Good game!” after some shirtless sand volleyball but it’s really just so you can feel their firm glutes. TFM.

Listen man do whatever you gotta do just don’t share it with me.

Masturbating with apple sauce as lubricant because you were out of the KY. TFM.

That is truly innovative.

Thats too many pouches.

That’s too many pouches.

Human garbage.

Human garbage.

Its 2017.

It’s 2017.

Suh man? Looking good.

Suh man? Looking good.

This is how I always sleep.

This is how I always sleep.

Must be having a good dream.

Must be having a good dream.

Dudes, stop doing this shit.

Dudes, stop doing this shit.

The photo you see when you look up "slob" in the dictionary.

The photo you see when you look up “slob” in the dictionary.

Look at those two goobers in the back.

Look at those two goobers in the back.

Put on some clothes. You disgust me.

Put on some clothes. You disgust me.

Sweet mother of Mary.

Sweet mother of Mary.

At least he looks happy.

At least he looks happy.

Maam, are you lost?

Ma’am, are you lost?

Damn son you got got.

Damn son you got got.

Nothing has or ever will choose you, ever.

Nothing has or ever will choose you, ever.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Uhhhhhh...

Uhhhhhh…

SQUAD SQUAD SQUAD SQUAD

SQUAD SQUAD SQUAD SQUAD

You are most definitely not.

You are most definitely not.

EAT MOR CHIKIN

EAT MOR CHIKIN

One in a million shot (@Spencer5andlin)

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Canadian keg stand (@The2captain2)

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They set up two camera angles 😂 (@Tuckercanon)

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Go Dawgs (@danieldreyovich)

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Oh no not while he's holding his piece (@Jay__Bird11)

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Nailed it (@real_slim_shuya)

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Chaser

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, host of the Back Door Cover podcast, Rockets, Astros and Texans internet mascot, cheese enchilada aficionado, nap god, 2017 Masters attendee, and Editor-in-Chief of Grandex Media.

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