Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
Covering your dingaling in barbecue sauce and asking if she wants a bite of the premium meat. TFM.
Not sure you want her taking a bite, fam.
When the last book you read in your life was Goodnight Moon but you’re a semester away from graduating with a political science degree. TFM.
The education system works. Do not doubt it.
Spending a substantial amount of time every morning plucking the hairs from your nipples with tweezers. TFM.
Sounds painfully unnecessary.
Next time you’re feeling sorry for yourself, think about how many asses go uneaten each day. Now get out there and make a difference. TFM.
You, sir, are an inspiration.
Telling the virgin pledge that girls love it when you flick their nipples and tongue their eyeballs so that he’ll make a fool of himself lololol. TFM.
You are a cruel man.
RKO’ing your boy through the alter at church for the gram. TFM.
God have mercy on your soul.
Blacking out in New Orleans and getting “FROCK” tattooed right below your belly button with an arrow pointing down toward your twig and berries. TFM.
Probably a red flag for any unfortunate soul that removes your trousers.
I’m dating my mom’s housekeeper. Judge if you want but I’m getting international pussy, bitches. TFM.
Whatever it takes to get a nut, dude.
Snapping your driver in half and impaling the stranger in your foursome through the heart when you shank your tee shot. TFM.
Golf might not be your game.
Once you have one incurable STD you might as well get all of them. Life is a game. Play. TFM.