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FAIL FRIDAY: Degree In Idiocy

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Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Covering your dingaling in barbecue sauce and asking if she wants a bite of the premium meat. TFM.

Not sure you want her taking a bite, fam.

When the last book you read in your life was Goodnight Moon but you’re a semester away from graduating with a political science degree. TFM.

The education system works. Do not doubt it.

Spending a substantial amount of time every morning plucking the hairs from your nipples with tweezers. TFM.

Sounds painfully unnecessary.

Next time you’re feeling sorry for yourself, think about how many asses go uneaten each day. Now get out there and make a difference. TFM.

You, sir, are an inspiration.

Telling the virgin pledge that girls love it when you flick their nipples and tongue their eyeballs so that he’ll make a fool of himself lololol. TFM.

You are a cruel man.

RKO’ing your boy through the alter at church for the gram. TFM.

God have mercy on your soul.

Blacking out in New Orleans and getting “FROCK” tattooed right below your belly button with an arrow pointing down toward your twig and berries. TFM.

Probably a red flag for any unfortunate soul that removes your trousers.

I’m dating my mom’s housekeeper. Judge if you want but I’m getting international pussy, bitches. TFM.

Whatever it takes to get a nut, dude.

Snapping your driver in half and impaling the stranger in your foursome through the heart when you shank your tee shot. TFM.

Golf might not be your game.

Once you have one incurable STD you might as well get all of them. Life is a game. Play. TFM.

What?

Friend zone forever. Sad!

Friend zone forever. Sad!

How many fingers can you fit in your ass?

How many fingers can you fit in your ass?

That fit is straight fire.

That fit is straight fire.

The struggle has never been realer.

The struggle has never been realer.

The fuck is that?

The fuck is that?

Dude on the back is enjoying himself a little too much.

Dude on the back is enjoying himself a little too much.

He's having a rough night.

He’s having a rough night.

Representing to the fullest.

Representing to the fullest.

Man down.

Man down.

I think thats Austin Powers on the right, but on the left?

I think that’s Austin Powers on the right, but on the left?

Bake on, baker.

Bake on, baker.

If I woke up like this, I would lose my mind.

If I woke up like this, I would lose my mind.

Whole squad on passed out.

Whole squad on passed out.

He's just trying to grub.

He’s just trying to grub.

Bathroom full of sadness.

Bathroom full of sadness.

S'cute, guys!

S’cute, guys!

He butt peed.

He butt peed.

Flashing the abs is douchebag 101.

Flashing the abs is douchebag 101.

Stay strong, brother.

Stay strong, brother.

Sometimes you just gotta grab a titty, I guess.

Sometimes you just gotta grab a titty, I suppose.

Happy birthday!

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Why was he sitting though (@janes1993)

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dude wyd

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Dude just missed (@mattfabe)

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When you’re trying to show the kids you still got it

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Why?

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Death by TV is not the way you want to go.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, unbiased Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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