Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Acting like your a big fan whenever Blink 182 comes on at a party, yet only knowing one of their songs. TFM.
Man, you’re really pulling a fast one on all those partygoers.
Speaking fluent Spanish thanks to your Mexican housekeeper that raised you because your parents were always working or on vacation without you. TFM.
Mommy and daddy didn’t love you, and now everyone knows.
Being the DD but still drinking more than all of your buddies combined. TFM.
That’s just flat out irresponsible.
When you’re shopping for clothes, and you’re like “Do you have these in Extra Frat?” #2Frat2Furious
Get out. YOU GET THE HELL OUT!
Going to sleep in your best polo. With slam piece #705. TFM.
Seven hundred and five. You’re claiming SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIVE SLAMS?
Fuck. Mondays. I’m about to fucking ice somebody. TFM.
Well, alrighty then.
Crushin’ brews and spooning fat bitches. Winter is coming. TFM.
A quote from Fred Frark (Frat Ned Stark).
Public masturbation in your rivals letters, private masturbation in your own. TFM.
That’ll show those Delt motherfuckers.
Only using powdered laundry detergent because it resembles coke. TFM.
You have a serious, serious drug problem.
Doing a PSA about not lying and talking to strangers, while being well known for lying and talking to strangers. TFM.
“You know Jim? Yeah, that guy lies and talks to strangers A LOT. That PSA is total horse shit.”