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FAIL FRIDAY: Blackout With Your Sack Out

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Actually taking candy from a baby. TFM.
-New York

That infant will thank you for hazing him later.

Haven’t measured my dick since the 3rd grade. TFM.

The fact that you were measuring your penis at 8 years old is a problem.

Putting your mouth where the slam goes potty. TFTC.

You stole that line from “50 Shades of Grey,” didn’t you?

One GDI and one sratter at the same time makes for a morning with rope burn around my neck. TFM.

If you’re not being choked with a rope during a threesome, it’s not a threesome.

My frat bras call me the zoo keeper cause I’m always spankin my monkey. TFM.

You and your frat bros are a bunch of fucking losers.

Ejaculating on your dorm room wall before checkout. TFM.

Nothing wrong with marking your territory.

Buying new boat shoes just in time to wear them for your afternoon tee time. TFM.

Enjoy the blisters, rookie try-hard.

If I had a quarter for every Keystone I pounded, I’d be Benjamin Franklin drowning in puss. TFM.

I’m not seeing how you connected those dots, chief.

Why is a GDI just like a pool table? They both have six pockets and frat stars use them to make money. TFM.
-South Carolina

That’s terrible. You’re terrible.

Straight up getting blowies, smoking fields, snorting mountains, eating shroom-a-looms, talking to Jesus, and remembering my manners. TFM.

Two-thirds of the way through this submission, the drugs wore off.

Don’t touch this guy’s fucking snacks.

Now THAT’S a photo bomb.

Just watching porn in class. What’s the big deal?

You know he closed on those sweaty titties.

Something tells me that dad was operating a video camera later in the evening.

A little ice cream and a horsey ride. TFM.

Cool Chinese yo-yo, you geed commie.

Even if that Telletubbie is a pledge, what’s the other guy’s fucking excuse?

Bart Simpson is coming out of that dude’s ass.

Bitches love that muddy look.

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