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FAIL FRIDAY: Be Humble, Sit Down

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Cutting nipple holes in all your polos because you have the most beautiful nips in the world and everyone needs to know and experience their beauty. TFM.

Maybe the next hot fashion movement for men after rompers.

Doing so much drugs that folks can get second hand high off your farts alone. TFM.

If this was scientifically possible, it would be awesome.

Shaving your testicles with a straight razor while wearing a blindfold and humming the national anthem. TFM.

I will pay you $500 to attempt this on camera right now.

When she catches you playing with your fidget spinner while you hit it from the back. TFM.

You are millennial trash.

Naming your firstborn LeBron because he was conceived during game 5 of the Eastern Conference Finals. TFM.

There is something deeply wrong with you.

New challenge in my chapter is to see who can whack it on the dance floor mid-party to completion with nobody noticing. TFM.

Sounds like you throw some interesting shindigs.

Fishing and hunting and voting and making 18-year-old boys call you daddy while you run your fingers gently across their lips. Merica.

The fuck is wrong with you?

Going to be a church camp counselor all summer so I can get high in the woods and poop under kids’ beds. TFM.

Ah the majesty of summer. It’s beautiful, really.

My mom and dad aren’t on speaking terms. TFM.

Uhhhh alrighty then.

There are only two things I’m scared of: commitment and girls who won’t let me wear my Batman mask while we make out. TFM.

See a psychiatrist immediately.

Classy as fuck.

Classy as fuck.

Doesn't seem entirely safe.

Doesn’t seem entirely safe.

These are the people we should be deporting.

These are the people we should be deporting.

Hey guess what youre all going to hell.

Hey guess what you’re all going to hell.

Probably not the representation ZTA is looking for.

Probably not the representation ZTA is looking for.

Motion to make it illegal to take photos like this.

Motion to make it illegal to take photos like this.

Hopefully at 1:30 someone kicks their asses.

Hopefully at 1:30 someone kicks their asses.

Sleep tight, sweet princes.

Sleep tight, sweet princes.

No one chose you.

No one chose you.

Oh no.

Oh no.

I could take a guess at what happened: none of you got laid.

I’ll take a guess at what happened: none of you got laid.

Not the way you want to ride.

Not the way you want to ride.

One of the all-time worst captions ever.

One of the all-time worst captions ever.

Sorority squatting their way to the bottom tier.

Sorority squatting their way to the bottom tier.

These three must be stopped.

These three must be stopped.

You bring shame to your country and family.

You bring shame to your country and family.

And yet you are still a goober.

And yet you are still a goober.

Don't do this

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What was he doing with her?

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They just keep going

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, unbiased Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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