Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
The smell of old boat shoes in the morning wakes my weiner up. TFM.
Having a foul smell fetish has to be extremely difficult to cope with.
When they only reason you go to class is to put the vibe out for wild hoes to soak up. TFM.
#VIBES #VIBES #VIBES #VIBES
Not being comfortable with the look in your pledge trainer’s eyes when he forces you to swallow an entire hotdog without chewing. TFM.
No gag reflex? Nice.
Being banned from the strip club for trying to pay a stripper to stick a lit cigarette up your pee hole. TFM.
This is what we call textbook masochism.
Doing 1,000 crunches and chugging three Smirnoffs every day to prepare for spring break. TFM.
There is no better way to train your liver that pounding three Smirnoffs.
Gaining notoriety amongst the gay online cam community under the moniker “Frat Jacker” and stacking tokens. TFM.
Frat Jacker is out there getting money and you can’t hate on that.
Trying to pull of a Tyler Durden style project with the pledges. TFM.
That “project” was technically a terrorist attack. Maybe do something else.
“ONE TIME DON’T COME EARLY FOR ME JUST ONE GODDAMN TIME!” -me screaming 2 my peenis before I entered her last night. TFM.
Screaming at your tool is totally normal.
How about instead of trying to be “frat” all the time you try to be “tarf” (true and real friends). TFM.
I just vomited into my own lap.
Getting the name of every girl that touches your penis tattooed on your inner thigh. TFM.
It’s called chivalry, boys. Learn it.
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