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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Someone for the love of God tell me how to grow the flow or give me some tips so I can get some pussy.
You’ve come to the wrong place. Nobody here pulls.
Letting your best friend’s dad sleep with your mom in hopes of one day having Christmas together as a family. TFM.
That’s really quite sweet.
Wearing cargos because you need the extra pockets for condoms since you go to pound town on so many sluts. TFM.
That’s a practical use for cargo shorts.
Having a Sam Adams at 9am to get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of your mouth. TFM.
You can’t just rip jokes from Family Guy and send them in.
Running through the 6 with my fros (frat bros). TFM.
You rotten son of a bitch.
Associating only with people who drive new BMWs even though you drive a 2002 Volvo yourself. TFM.
Sounds like you’re a big fat hypocrite.
Tongue-ing the Greek alphabet on the slam’s snatch piece. TFM.
Weird, man. Too weird.
Motioning to have sex with the entire chapter at your last chapter meeting. TFM.
“Let’s close this thing out with one big gay orgy.”
Only masturbating when you’re watching Full House. TFM. #DannyTanner
This isn’t a confessional website.
Emailing your professor saying how you’re concerned that students have been writing formulas on their hands for tests, then showing up for the next test and when he checks everyone’s hands being the only one in the class that has formulas written on your hands, along with his wife’s cell number and his daughter’s vaginal diameter measurement. Total Power Move.
Shut it down. Shut it all down.