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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 5 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Constantly getting into fender-benders cause you love hitting it from the back. TFM.
You are a blithering idiot.
It’s simple. If it can be wiped, it can be ate. TFM.
Noses can be wiped. You gonna eat the nose like groceries?
Punching your bro square in the cock to show your the alpha. TFM.
Pretty fucked up move there, chief.
Just met this chick and she’s already verbally offered to lick my anus. #whatatimetobealive
You and yours versus me and mines.
Crushing brews, fingering pussies and eating butts, paying dues, and turning virgins into sluts. TFM.
Was that a poem?
The size of your bank account and your dong having a strongly inverse relationship. TFM.
Well, that’s not ideal.
If I can get this on the wall then Samantha will come to formal with me. TFM.
This ain’t the wall, player.
Shouting “Blackjack!” after having sex with 21 different girls. TFM.
Oh man you crushed 21 pussies congrats big dick baller.
Trying to decide whether to wear a visor and shorts or a polo and Sperrys. I’ll do both. TFM.
Go ahead and do both and then kick your own ass for us all.
I’ve taken a shit in 39 different states, 5 different countries, and 3 continents…and on 2 sorority girls’ chests. TFM.
Alrighty then. On to the photos.
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