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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
I’ve gained 2 inches in girth since giving up gluten and fruit snacks. TFM.
Thanks for that pro tip on girth gains.
The smug look of pride on dad’s face as mom runs into the living room crying at all the different pubes she found in my sheets from first semester. TFM.
Your mom must be crazy educated on pube identification and differentiation.
Having a wildly successful penis and balls. TFM.
“Hi, I’d like to introduce you to my wildly successful penis and testicles.”
Two days after my ex and I broke up, I ran into her with some guy leaving his dorm early on a Saturday morning. I told her there wasn’t enough dick to fill the holes in her personality, and then banged some chick who lives two floors above her. TFM.
Damn dude, you’re salty. Move on.
Every time I wear my Larry bird jersey to da bar, I always seem to get my dick sucked. So if u see me with that 33 on my chest u know it’s about to go down! Tf
This motherfucker just ended his submission with “Tf.” Have to respect that.
Making the pledges face off against the local retirement home for one of the most nausea inducing games of strip poker you’ve ever seen in your life. TFM.
I dunno, sounds sexy AF to me personally.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I murder a pledge. Fool me three times, I hang myself. TFM.
You seem like a guy who’s really got a good head on his shoulders.
Only being into girls with self esteem lower than the price of oil. TFM.
Man, that is one depressing sentence.
Sometimes I just stand in the bathroom naked and stare into the mirror and jacksturbate. TFM.
Whatever gets you off, champ.
Never breaking eye contact with your bro at the party while singing “Summer of 69” because you secretly want to 69 him dude style. TFM.
Thanks for putting the image in my head of two dudes 69’ing while “Summer of 69” plays in the background.
Straight Outta Creighton
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