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Ex-Police Chief Starting Uber Using Only Cop Drivers

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The chief of the Dallas ISD police is quitting to start an Uber-like company where all the drivers are cops.

From The Dallas Morning News:

Miller said the new business, called Bubbl, will roll out in the next 30 days. He and a group of partners, who will run the business until he retires, plan to start in the Park Cities area and eventually expand.

“We’re going to bubble wrap your kid,” he said. The drivers will be current off-duty officers and former police officers, he added.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but where I’m from, the vast majority of Uber users are in the process of actively breaking some kind of law. Usually drunk and disorderly or public urination-related. Lots of indecent exposure, too.

Plus, when I’m drunk, I get incredibly uncomfortable around law enforcement. Thinking about trying to slur barely coherent directions to a cop while tonguing through a sloppy hookup in the back of his Charger freaks the shit out of me. And I’m not totally sure what he means by “bubble wrapping your kids.” What is that? Is that a sex thing? Gross.

I’m going to give this one a hard pass.

[via The Dallas Morning News]

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