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You just put in a 14-hour day crushing countless Game Day Lights on an empty stomach, asserted dominance over any fool that went even remotely close to the ladderball setup, and shamelessly finger blasted your pledge brother’s 18-year-old sister under the sign-in table. Needless to say, you had your hands full, so you undoubtedly missed what went down throughout the rest of the country. But no worries, guys. That’s what I’m here for: to spend Saturdays watching college football. Your thanks is not necessary, as I’m not in this line of work for the praise. I make the sacrifice of planting my ass firmly on the couch so people like you don’t have to. So you can go out and live the tailgate life the way tailgate life was meant to be lived. At the very least, hopefully this makes that crippling hangover today more bearable.
Memphis officially buries the rotting corpse of the SEC.
When you rough the punter, make it worth it. pic.twitter.com/dz7hDsXorH
— Dr. Saturday (@YahooDrSaturday) October 17, 2015
In the final minute, Laquon Treadwell hauls in his 14th catch of the ballgame, which is a new school record
— Ole Miss Football (@OleMissFB) October 17, 2015
Still free beer at UCF.
— American Football (@American_FB) October 18, 2015
Harbaugh does it aga…what just happened?
How about that Michigan punter?
WE ARE SPARTA!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/QifqlNbTum
— Le'Veon Bell (@L_Bell26) October 17, 2015
The Dabo train keeps chugging along.
Don’t even mention “Clemsoning.” Just don’t do it.
Fox pulled the “Bacon from TFM” card and somehow managed field passes to the electric 9-6 Georgia-Missouri shootout.
Alabama wins a meaningless game, because, as previously mentioned, the SEC is dead.
Kyle Allen #10 on the right really showing he's a team player. pic.twitter.com/5dCFFtCY7P
— acinum (@acinum8) October 17, 2015
Lane Kiffin blocked Nick Saban out of calling a timeout and it worked! pic.twitter.com/Zy2k4Rh75D
— Pacific Takes (@PacificTakes) October 17, 2015
Kiffin is getting ballsier.
Bama will still probably win out and find their way into the four team playoff.
Unless Les pulls off more of his grass eating voodoo.
This man definitely owns multiple car dealerships pic.twitter.com/0iqVqQRuXr
— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) October 18, 2015
Around the rest of the country.
— TechGameday (@TechGameday) October 17, 2015