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Every Inch Counts: Show Your Support For A Great Cause With The “Dicks Out For Harambe” Tee

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I hear it all the time. “Harambe memes are dead.” “Why don’t you get over it?” “He was just a stupid gorilla!” No. Never. Harambe memes are alive and thriving. The angrier you get, the stronger my fervor grows. I actually get off on the outrage. So please, spare me the hostilities. I can only get so erect.

Speaking of erections…

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Big ones. Small ones. Swiss ones. It doesn’t matter what your bank account looks like, because these babies are only $25 a piece. And it’s such a good cause.

They say that with each dick whipped out in the name of Harambe (blessed be His name), a poacher hunting endangered silverback gorillas gets erectile dysfunction. It doesn’t matter what you’re packing, either. Harambe doesn’t care. He had a chode. Every inch counts.

So don’t be shy. Put on this shirt and take out your penis.

Raise awareness. Raise your dicks. Harambe bless.

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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