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Erin Andrews’ Contract is Up and She Should Totally Be Signed by TFM

Looks like everyone’s favorite sideline reporter is a free agent. That’s right, boys and girls, Erin Andrews’ contract is expiring at the World Wide Leader.

But get this- no one wants to sign her.

An executive at one of ESPN’s rivals recently told Deadspin.com, who broke the story, that Ms. Andrews’ job prospects are bleak.

“She can’t host. There’s no next step. And she wants more than sideline reporting, but there’s no next step,” the source said.

The exec might have a point. After all, you can only keep a hot blonde masquerading as a journalist around for so long before the little unintentional double-entendres coming out of her mouth stop being hilarious (see: asking Les Miles about his fascination with eating grass).

Who am I kidding, that will never stop being awesome. But that’s just me. Clearly sports broadcasting executives don’t agree. So what to do with Erin Andrews? I think I know just the place that appreciates those kinds of heartwarming moments.

Ms. Andrews, may I introduce you to the world of frat smut peddling!

As yet ANOTHER example of the TotalFratMove media empire’s never-ending quest for world domination, TFM has recently expanded into the news market. And really, who could better fit the role of mindless field reporter than EA?

TFM, the future of the site may depend on this hiring. Get on it.

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