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“English Only, USA!” Chant Gets Ridiculous Man Booted From Kindergarten Concert

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I can only imagine how insufferable it is to be a parent at a kindergarten concert. You’re sweating your ass off in a public school auditorium for four hours watching little Jimmy and company butcher “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star,” as you contemplate the crippling decisions you made that led you to this exact moment of misery. That’s the kind of situation that could leave any sane man on edge, just one straw away from breaking. Well, today, we have video of a man finally snapping, and all it took was some Español to get the job done.

Absolutely electric. The monotone delivery and tomahawk chop with the spring concert program stopped FUPA dead in her tracks. It wouldn’t be out of line for me to question whether or not this guy even has a kid at the school either. My guess is that he doesn’t.

He just comes across as one of those (self-proclaimed) patriots that cracks stick to “The O’Reilly Factor.” Dude definitely read about this bilingual concert in the local paper and thought “not on my watch.” It was his civic duty to take a stand against these socialist kindergarten aggressors of the “American” way.

He’s not the hero anyone wants, but he was the hero those parents so desperately needed. There’s no question this is the highlight of 99% of everyone in the audience’s month.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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