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Mexican drug lord and expert prison escapee El Chapo isn’t too worried about president-elect Donald Trump or that wall he plans on building. He’s so unfazed by the whole thing that an “official” Twitter account linked to the drug kingpin is taunting El Trumpo (kind of got a ring to it, don’t it?). Chappy might to want to rethink that.
El Chapo’s official Twitter account, believed to be run by people close to him, fired off a series of tweets about Trump and his wall on Thursday.
TRANSLATION: The candidate of the most palpable hate, confrontation, racism, persecution and misogyny* has won. How sad for us all.
*Quick question: yes or no, is misogyny worse than executing people?
**Wait I have another one: Is “asking” three naked women to ride a tiger while twenty of your bodyguards stand around with automatic weapons misogynistic? I don’t know that El Chapo has ever done that but… he’s totally done something like that.
***One more, one more: A lot of people say it’s the media’s fault Trump won. How many journalists do we need to execute, Chappy? I know you’re an expert on that.
TRANSLATION: The wall is not a problem, I’ll knock it down or jump it or go underneath it, but how many of those deported won’t be seen, how many families will be separated.
TRANSLATION: Do not lower our guard here, wherever you are, if güero Donald Trump messes with Mexicans have more than a wall where encounter.
It’s clear from Google’s broken translation skills that El Chapo is going all in on Trump, and that is a poor idea. He’s lucky he hasn’t gotten deported TO the United States yet. Considering his escape record, it’s highly likely El Chapo tweeted these statements himself and the Mexican prison staff just hasn’t realized he’s gone yet. I’ll give it another week or two.
I understand that El Chapo’s beefing with Trump but that’s a bad, bad, baaaad idea. El Chapo thinks Mexico’s prisons are awful? Wait until he gets deported to Guantanamo Bay. Trump will have this dude waterboarded with leftover bottles of Trump Vodka. These two have quite the fun history between themselves too.
I’m excited to see how this one plays out. I’m just gonna sit back and watch this steel-cage death match unfold. Say hi to the Navy SEALs for me, Chappy..