Drunk, Dizzy Soccer Player Somehow Nails Precision Shot, Teammates Go Ape Shit
This is apparently how German soccer teams practice, which would perfectly explain why they're light years ahead of the United States in soccer. While we're out there doing suicides and practicing technique (trap, set, pass!), they're playing drunken dizzy Kraut and dishing out beer showers.
What the hell, Klinsmann? Bring that shit over here.